Jawz Anecdotes

General Category => Drezo Regalia => Topic started by: Evasio on December 15, 2014, 03:20:55 pm

Title: How it feels to be an egg
Post by: Evasio on December 15, 2014, 03:20:55 pm
I wonder how it must feel to be an egg.
I image one would feel slimy, and fear every morning. One can't see anything unless some idiot would start to soak you in vinegar. Would that be painful? Having your shell being dissolved? Would it be like bathing in acid? Or is it like dissolving only your hair with acid? Also because the egg isn't cooked yet, which if cooked would be a little bit worse than a sauna I presume :p, your "body" would get stretched. Is it like some kind of medieval torture device where they try to make your arms and legs longer? Or would it be like a chinese torture with bamboo, where you get longer? Or some kind of message which lets you melt from the ''softness"? Ahh life of an egg, must be very shortlived....
Title: Re: How it feels to be an egg
Post by: No Comment on December 19, 2014, 10:24:18 am
Are you thinking realistically or a sentient being being placed inside the body of the almost-newborn?
Title: Re: How it feels to be an egg
Post by: Soul on December 19, 2014, 07:42:30 pm
For some reason, I think you must feel bad about your breakfast Evasio :D
Title: Re: How it feels to be an egg
Post by: Evasio on December 23, 2014, 07:15:00 am
Are you thinking realistically or a sentient being being placed inside the body of the almost-newborn?

Nope I am not thinking of almost-newborns, would be too cruel...
It's just that I can't seem to place me into a VRMMORPG, your ''body'' suddenly gets changed, how does that feel... I can't know yet because I never been in a VRMMORPG. But if you change into a humanoid no problem it would feel at worst sluggish but try changing into an animal, with that extra tail I don't have IRL it would feel really weird to try and control it. But now an egg. It's basically just 1 cell...
For some reason, I think you must feel bad about your breakfast Evasio :D
I try to keep my eating habits away from my thoughts, else I won't be able to eat a lot of things and would rather buy an IV to keep my vitamins and evertyhing else up!